is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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