Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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