Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
