that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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