Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i would punch a child for taco bell
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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