She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I just cut my nipple shaving
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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