I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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