idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
two words: eviction party
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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