I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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