If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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