You made me cry and you don't even care
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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