your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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