he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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