Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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