I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I have fence marks all over my body
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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