she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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