like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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