Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Floor bacon is actually really good
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Randomize
