party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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