it hurts more in the daytime
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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