I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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