Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
