So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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