Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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