I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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