Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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