went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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