Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I need a hoe opinion
go on
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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