I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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