I showed him my bush... on skype.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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