he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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