everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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