But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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