it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
