WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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