Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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