Porn is love you can see.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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