He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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