I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
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