dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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