I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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