if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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