...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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