he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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