Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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