My balls are so social today.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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