just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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