I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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