??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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