But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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