Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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