She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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