You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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