she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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