He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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